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drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

jerkidiot:

"I’m still alive but I’m barely breathing"

soulpunc:

"oh, hey what are you reading?"
*shows book cover*

xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

I’m not lying. You’re a friend I’m not scared of. You know that, right? Family is beautiful. Family are beautiful people. That’s why I like family, because they’re beautiful people. - Lee Haru to Tablo (©

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

cleverkats:

Some stories stay with us forever

awwww-cute:

Well, that’s a waste of twenty bucks

awwww-cute:

Well, that’s a waste of twenty bucks

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal

sniperj0e:

the 3D on this thing is unreal